In general, 60 percent of people have discharged a firearm. But among those who regularly read The Onion, 82 percent have discharged a firearm.

Based on a survey of 93 people who regularly read The Onion and 385 people total.

In general, 35 percent of people get stressed about the holidays. But among those who prefer Energizer batteries to Duracell, 54 percent get stressed about the holidays.

Based on a survey of 114 people who prefer Energizer batteries to Duracell and 336 people total.

In general, 63 percent of people still make wishes before they blow out their birthday candles. But among those who prefer robots to look like humans rather than robots, 91 percent still make wishes before they blow out their birthday candles.

Based on a survey of 42 people who prefer robots to look like humans rather than robots and 335 people total.

In general, 64 percent of people prefer bacon over sausage on breakfast sandwiches. But among those who are fans of Ellen DeGeneres, 81 percent prefer bacon over sausage on breakfast sandwiches.

Based on a survey of 164 those who are fans of Ellen DeGeneres and 365 people total.

In general, 37 percent of people prefer regular watermelon over seedless watermelon. But among those who chew on the stick when they finish their Popsicle, 63 percent prefer regular watermelon over seedless watermelon.

Based on a survey of 99 people who chew on the stick when they finish their Popsicle and 347 people total.

In general, 32 percent of people say their friends are mostly of the opposite sex. But among those who prefer non-spiral-bound notebooks, 48 percent say their friends are mostly of the opposite sex.

Based on a survey of 143 people who prefer non-spiral-bound notebooks and 363 people total.

In general, 38 percent of people like heavy metal. But among those who eat up all their movie popcorn during the previews, 55 percent like heavy metal.

Based on a survey of 128 people who eat up all their movie popcorn during the previews and 366 people total.

In general, 59 percent of people love "A Christmas Story." But among those who like the thought of being in a management role, 73 percent love "A Christmas Story."

Based on a survey of 160 people who like the thought of being in a management role and 372 people total.

In general, 69 percent of people eat corn on the cob in rows, like a typewriter, rather than in a spiral pattern. But among those who use a washcloth or loofa when they shower, 84 percent eat corn on the cob in rows.

Based on a survey of 150 people who use a washcloth or loofa when they shower and 364 people total.

In general, 61 percent of people say they're good at keeping a straight face when they're pulling someone's leg. But among those who have reviewed a product on Amazon.com, 75 percent say they're good at keeping a straight face when they're pulling someone's leg.

Based on a survey of 160 people who have reviewed a product on Amazon.com and 361 people total.

In general, 41 percent of people like some other kind of candy more than they like chocolate candy. But among those who are interested in playing Grand Theft Auto V, 62 percent like some other kind of candy more than they like chocolate candy.

Based on a survey of 76 people who are interested in playing Grand Theft Auto V and 375 people total.

In general, 48 percent of people describe themselves as fast talkers. But among those who do not own a hat, 70 percent describe themselves as fast talkers.

Based on a survey of 77 people who do not own a hat and 401 people total.

In general, 33 percent of people prefer cooked carrots over raw. But among those with poor hearing, 49 percent prefer cooked carrots over raw.

Based on a survey of 116 people with poor hearing and 391 people total.

In general, 24 percent of people are bothered by the sight of blood. But among those who have experienced a significant weight loss, 38 percent are bothered by the sight of blood.

Based on a survey of 177 people who have experienced a significant weight loss and 407 people total.

In general, 33 percent of people say they would eat a tasty-looking burger made from flesh cloned from their own body. But among those who have a favorite brand of laundry detergent, only 17 percent would eat a tasty-looking burger made from flesh cloned from their own body.

Based on a survey of 140 people who have a favorite brand of laundry detergent and 393 people total.

In general, 51 percent of people have attended a wedding of a couple whom they didn't believe would last. But among those who own a telescope or binoculars, 70 percent have attended a wedding of a couple whom they didn't believe would last.

Based on a survey of 162 people who own a telescope or binoculars and 365 people total.

In general, 36 percent of people prefer "okay" over "OK." But among those who have never hailed a taxi cab, 54 percent prefer "okay" over "OK."

Based on a survey of 120 people who have never hailed a taxi cab and 360 people total.

In general, 33 percent of people understand the word "conception" to mean implantation rather than fertilization. But among those who'd rather eat bran without the raisins than raisins without the bran, 48 percent understand the word "conception" to mean implantation.

Based on a survey of 138 people who'd rather eat bran without the raisins than raisins without the bran and 383 people total.

In general, 62 percent of people say they prefer tropical fruits to tropical climates. But among those whose favorite furniture store is Ikea, 79 percent say they prefer tropical fruits to tropical climates.

Based on a survey of 95 people whose favorite furniture store is Ikea and 360 people total.

In general, 63 percent of people doodle infrequently. But among those who say their most traumatic experience occurred during childhood, rather than adulthood, 76 percent doodle infrequently.

Based on a survey of 156 people who say their most traumatic experience occurred during childhood and 370 people total.