In general, 55 percent of people say they have thick hair. But among those who prefer Mike Seaver of "Growing Pains" to Alex P. Keaton of "Family Ties," 72 percent have thick hair.

Based on a survey of 96 people who prefer Mike Seaver of "Growing Pains" to Alex P. Keaton of "Family Ties" and 344 people total.

In general, 60 percent of people prefer fabric couches to leather couches. But among those who don't know the difference between amps, volts, and ohms, 77 percent prefer fabric couches.

Based on a survey of 120 people who don't know the difference between amps, volts, and ohms and 386 people total.

In general, 34 percent of people dislike Avril Lavigne more than Nickleback. But among those who are more likely to sneeze into their hand than their sleeve, 50 percent dislike Avril Lavigne more.

Based on a survey of 135 people who are more likely to sneeze into their hand than their sleeve and 399 people total.

In general, 35 percent of people think The Edge is a better rock guitarist name than Slash. But among those who don't like to grill, 54 percent think The Edge is a better rock guitarist name than Slash.

Based on a survey of 159 people who don't like to grill and 480 people total.

In general, 31 percent of people would re-gift The Clapper. But among those whose families consider them to be a black sheep, 50 percent would re-gift The Clapper.

Based on a survey of 114 people whose families consider them to be a black sheep and 416 people total.

In general, 36 percent of people think it's well-meaning but wrong to fool kids into thinking that Santa is real. But among those who have never used a manual typewriter, 61 percent think it's well-meaning but wrong to fool kids into thinking that Santa is real.

Based on a survey of 93 people who have never used a manual typewriter and 406 people total.

In general, 52 percent of people prefer headphones to earbuds. But among those who think their political opponents are, in general, more evil than stupid, 71 percent prefer headphones.

Based on a survey of 77 people who think their political opponents are, in general, more evil than stupid and 405 people total.

In general, 25 percent of people prefer the term "lightning bug" over "firefly." But among those who don't put a cap on uppercase Js, 43 percent prefer the term "lightning bug."

Based on a survey of 166 people who don't put a cap on uppercase Js and 416 people total.

In general, 65 percent of people don't use air freshener in their home. But among those who like anchovies, 87 percent don't use air freshener in their home.

Based on a survey of 135 people who like anchovies and 390 people total.

In general, 43 percent of people can differentiate between a tangerine and a clementine. But among those who say Roger Ebert was their favorite film critic, 60 percent can differentiate between a tangerine and a clementine.

Based on a survey of 135 people who say Roger Ebert was their favorite film critic and 394 people total.

In general, 62 percent of people believe in objective morality. But among those who regularly participate in sweepstakes and other giveaways, 81 percent believe in objective morality.

Based on a survey of 80 people who regularly participate in sweepstakes and other giveaways and 403 people total.

In general, 25 percent of people would alert a stranger that their zipper was down. But among those who are good at writing love letters, 44 percent would alert a stranger that their zipper was down.

Based on a survey of 141 people who are good at writing love letters and 402 people total.

In general, 29 percent of people do the Electric Slide at wedding receptions. But among those who prefer a cologne/perfume that evokes spring, 45 percent do the Electric Slide at wedding receptions.

Based on a survey of 193 people who prefer a cologne/perfume that evokes spring and 395 people total.

In general, 30 percent of people are unable to roll their R's. But among those who assume that people without Facebook accounts are weird, 47 percent can't roll their R's.

Based on a survey of 133 people who assume that those without Facebook accounts are weird and 375 people total.

In general, 59 percent of people have square-danced. But among those who get nosebleeds, 83 percent have square-danced.

Based on a survey of 88 people who get nosebleeds and 381 people total.

In general, 35 percent of people have never eaten a fig, except in Fig Newtons. But among those who are bothered when different foods are touching on their plate, 54 percent have never eaten a fig, except in Fig Newtons.

Based on a survey of 92 people who are bothered when different foods are touching on their plate and 386 people total.

In general, 25 percent of people regularly wear cologne/perfume. But among those who think that restricting the definition of marriage to only two people discriminates against people in polygamous and polyamorous relationships, only 7 percent regularly wear cologne/perfume.

Based on a survey of 167 people who think that restricting the definition of marriage to only two people discriminates against people in polygamous and polyamorous relationships and 361 people total.

In general, 53 percent of people have cried over the death of someone they've never met. But among those who disagree with the idea that the government should stop conferring marriages, leaving that to private institutions, and issue only civil unions instead, 66 percent have cried over the death of someone they've never met.

Based on a survey of 134 people who disagree with the idea that the government should stop conferring marriages, leaving that to private institutions, and issue only civil unions instead and 389 people total.

In general, 50 percent of people think a woman should not take her husband's last name. But among those who believe it should be legal for two siblings to marry if they intend to not have children, 63 percent think a woman should not take her husband's last name.

Based on a survey of 118 people who think it should be legal for two siblings to marry if they intend to not have children and 407 people total.

In general, 44 percent of people say they have projectile-vomited. But among those who leave their emails in their inbox after they've read them, only 30 percent have projectile-vomited.

Based on a survey of 184 people who leave their emails in their inbox after they've read them and 401 people total.