In general, 53 percent of people have gotten a speeding ticket. But among those who would rather host the Grammys than the Academy Awards, 73 percent have gotten a speeding ticket.

Based on a survey of 102 people who would rather host the Grammys than the Academy Awards and 373 people total.

In general, 31 percent of people say they don't have a library card. But among those who are more likely to have an energy drink than a sports drink, 45 percent don't have a library card.

Based on a survey of 130 people who are more likely to have an energy drink than a sports drink and 428 people total.

In general, 43 percent of people say they have projectile-vomited. But among those who think Halloween is more fun when you're of legal drinking age than when you're a kid, 60 percent have projectile-vomited.

Based on a survey of 96 people who think Halloween is more fun when you're of legal drinking age than when you're a kid and 435 people total.

In general, 15 percent of people think WD-40 is more useful than duct tape. But among those who have had to make a life-or-death decision, 34 percent think WD-40 is more useful.

Based on a survey of 143 people who have had to make a life-or-death decision and 438 people total.

In general, 48 percent of people prefer tea to coffee. But among those who don't like onions on their burgers, 64 percent prefer tea.

Based on a survey of 160 people who don't like onions on their burgers and 451 people total.

In general, 21 percent of people buy the extended warranty on big-ticket items. But among those who get more fired up about religion than politics, 37 percent buy the extended warranty on big-ticket items.

Based on a survey of 129 people who get more fired up about religion than politics and 414 people total.

In general, 44 percent of people say that they're a little bit racist. But among those who say they are not most at fault for the problems in their life, only 23 percent say that they're a little bit racist.

Based on a survey of 71 people who say they are not most at fault for the problems in their life and 375 people total.

In general, 40 percent of people say they could be in a relationship with a smoker. But among people who think a moat is a more important feature in a castle than secret passages, 56 percent say they could be in a relationship with a smoker.

Based on a survey of 73 people who think a moat is a more important feature in a castle than secret passages and 426 people total.

In general, 51 percent of people prefer waffles to pancakes. But among those who don't make wishes before they blow out the birthday candles, 64 percent prefer waffles.

Based on a survey of 181 people who don't make wishes before they blow out the birthday candles and 448 people total.

In general, 36 percent of people prefer onion rings to french fries. But among those who think the robots of the future are more likely to be our masters than our slaves, 53 percent prefer onion rings.

Based on a survey of 90 people who think the robots of the future will be our masters and 463 people total.

In general, 21 percent of people say they write poetry. But among those who think it's never OK for a significant other to keep photos of old flames, 42 percent say they write poetry.

Based on a survey of 76 people who think it's never OK for a significant other to keep photos of old flames and 447 people total.

In general, 33 percent of people say their friends are mostly of the opposite sex. But among those with oily hair, 46 percent say their friends are mostly of the opposite sex.

Based on a survey of 180 people with oily hair and 426 people total.

In general, 33 percent of people prefer cooked carrots over raw. But among those who say they are claustrophobic, 52 percent prefer cooked carrots over raw.

Based on a survey of 95 people who are claustrophobic and 410 people total.

In general, 51 percent of people say that if they could be invisible for a day, they would prefer to be incorporeal rather than corporeal. But among those who prefer little dogs over big dogs, 69 percent would prefer to be incorporeal.

Based on a survey of 98 people who prefer little dogs and 370 people total.

In general, 40 percent of people like V8 juice drinks. But among those who don't appreciate bad puns, 57 percent like V8 juice drinks.

Based on a survey of 87 people who don't appreciate bad puns and 435 people total.

In general, 43 percent of people prefer Star Trek to Star Wars. But among those who have bouts of indigestion more often than bouts of indignation, 57 percent prefer Star Trek to Star Wars.

Based on a survey of 192 people who have bouts of indigestion more often than bouts of indignation and 431 people total.

In general, 69 percent of people like to write lists. But among those who buy their lunch more often than they bring their lunch, only 55 percent like to write lists.

Based on a survey of 235 people who buy their lunch more often than they bring their lunch and 471 people total.

In general, 55 percent of people are wine drinkers. But among those who like wall-to-wall carpeting more than hardwood floors, only 28 percent are wine drinkers.

Based on a survey of 147 people who like wall-to-wall carpeting more than hardwood floors and 459 people total.

In general, 48 percent of people say they swear a lot. But among those who prefer muffins to doughnuts, only 34 percent say they swear a lot.

Based on a survey of 199 people who prefer muffins to doughnuts and 490 people total.

In general, 49 percent of people say they have bad skin. But among those who dislike honey-mustard sauce, 63 percent say they have bad skin.

Based on a survey of 127 people who dislike honey-mustard sauce and 426 people total.