In general, 36 percent of people have a "9-to-5" type of job. But among those who would rather have a colostomy bag than a feeding tube, 49 percent have a "9-to-5" type of job.

Based on a survey of 211 people who would rather have a colostomy bag than a feeding tube and 426 people total.

In general, 41 percent of people think Joe Biden is more likely than the Obama girls to one day end up on a reality show. But among those who trust professional critics' movie recommendations more than those of their friends, 60 percent think Joe Biden is more likely to end up on a reality show.

Based on a survey of 130 people who trust professional critics' movie recommendations more than those of their friends and 433 people total.

In general, 26 percent of people say the time 9:45 as "quarter to ten" rather than "nine forty-five." But among people who could see themselves in a relationship with a smoker, 40 percent say the time 9:45 as "quarter to ten."

Based on a survey of 211 people who could see themselves in a relationship with a smoker and 471 people total.

In general, 41 percent of people support capital punishment. But among those without super-fast Internet connections, 53 percent support capital punishment.

Based on a survey of 196 people without super-fast Internet connections and 441 people total.

In general, 78 percent of people are good about turning off lights when they leave a room. But among those who aren't bothered by parents who kiss their adult children on the lips, 91 percent are good about turning off lights when they leave a room.

Based on a survey of 161 people who aren't bothered by parents who kiss their adult children on the lips and 406 people total.

In general, 31 percent of people have dandruff. But among those who think Holocaust denial should be illegal, 47 percent have dandruff.

Based on a survey of 194 people who think Holocaust denial should be illegal and 484 people total.

In general, 47 percent of people like techno music. But among those who like Bert more than Ernie, 61 percent like techno music.

Based on a survey of 145 people who like Bert more than Ernie and 438 people total.

In general, 34 percent of people say they pray. But among those who struggle more with pride than with low self-esteem, 51 percent say they pray.

Based on a survey of 167 people who struggle more with pride than low self-esteem and 515 people total.

In general, 73 percent of people prefer multiple choice test questions over essay questions. But among those whose middle toes are longer than either adjacent toe, 86 percent prefer multiple choice test questions.

Based on a survey of 206 people whose middle toes are longer than either adjacent toe and 456 people total.

In general, 62 percent of people say headaches are a bigger problem for them than bellyaches. But among those who would rather be called a nerd than a geek, 73 percent say headaches are a bigger problem.

Based on a survey of 245 people who would rather be called a nerd than a geek and 490 people total.

In general, 51 percent of people have smoked marijuana. But among those who have never attended a wedding of a couple whom they didn't believe would last, only 32 percent have smoked marijuana.

Based on a survey of 202 people who have never attended a wedding of a couple whom they didn't believe would last and 463 people total.

In general, 49 percent of people think a woman should take her husband's last name. But among those who prefer Lowe's to Home Depot, 66 percent think a woman should take her husband's last name.

Based on a survey of 158 people who prefer Lowe's over Home Depot and 494 people total.

In general, 41 percent of people prefer a messy roommate over a neat freak. But among those who would eat a tasty-looking burger made from flesh cloned from their own body by scientist-chefs, 58 percent prefer a messy roommate.

Based on a survey of 165 people who would eat a tasty-looking burger made from flesh cloned from their own body and 456 people total.

In general, 22 percent of people think the drinking age should be higher than the voting age. But among those who prefer banana-flavored Runts over actual bananas, 45 percent think the drinking age should be higher than the voting age.

Based on a survey of 81 people who prefer banana-flavored Runts over actual bananas and 500 people total.

In general, 64 percent of people don't use air freshener in their home. But among those who are not very physically affectionate, 76 percent don't use air freshener in their home.

Based on a survey of 214 people who are not very physically affectionate and 468 people total.

In general, 50 percent of people know how to use a sewing machine. But among those who have attempted to learn sign language, 68 percent know how to use a sewing machine.

Based on a survey of 191 people who have attempted to learn sign language and 454 people total.

In general, 38 percent of people say their favorite Girl Scout cookies are Thin Mints. But among those who would decline to hold a friend's pet rat, 54 percent say their favorite Girl Scout cookies are Thin Mints.

Based on a survey of 158 people who would decline to hold a friend's pet rat and 462 people total.

In general, 50 percent of people like the smell of suntan lotion. But among those who think a loud baby is more tolerable than a loud dog, only 33 percent like the smell of suntan lotion.

Based on a survey of 228 people who think a loud baby is more tolerable than a loud dog and 515 people total.

In general, 61 percent of people have witnessed a meteor shower. But among those who have deployed a fire extinguisher, 80 percent have witnessed a meteor shower.

Based on a survey of 140 people who have deployed a fire extinguisher and 499 people total.

In general, 47 percent of people own jazz albums. But among those who predominantly chew on the left side of their mouth, 64 percent own jazz albums.

Based on a survey of 183 people who predominantly chew on the left side of their mouth and 452 people total.