In general, 64 percent of people prefer french fries to onion rings. But among those who say that it's important for their closet doors to be closed when they sleep, 81 percent prefer french fries to onion rings.

Based on a survey of 114 people who say that it's important for their closet doors to be closed when they sleep and 383 people total.

In general, 66 percent of people think it'd be fun to have an identical twin. But among those who say that they enjoy analogies as much as a pig enjoys analogies, only 48 percent think it'd be fun to have an identical twin.

Based on a survey of 103 people who say that they enjoy analogies as much as a pig enjoys analogies and 387 people total.

In general, 61 percent of people think it's gross for parents to kiss their adult children on the lips. But among those who are not satisfied with their current dentist, 77 percent think it's gross for parents to kiss their adult children on the lips.

Based on a survey of 99 people who are not satisfied with their current dentist and 403 people total.

In general, 34 percent of people say they would use a bidet, if available. But among those who would pick Orville Redenbacher to win in a street fight against Colonel Sanders, 55 percent would use a bidet, if available.

Based on a survey of 79 people who would pick Orville Redenbacher to win in a street fight against Colonel Sanders and 357 people total.

In general, 68 percent of people like cold turkey. But among those who would be more freaked out by a mouse on their kitchen counter than a cockroach, 85 percent like cold turkey.

Based on a survey of 149 people who would be more freaked out by a mouse on their kitchen counter than a cockroach and 448 people total.

In general, 28 percent of people belong to AAA. But among those who don't like baked beans, 43 percent belong to AAA.

Based on a survey of 114 people who don't like baked beans and 412 people total.

In general, 32 percent of people say that under their bed, there's a mess. But among those who dislike banana splits, only 15 percent say that under their bed, there's a mess.

Based on a survey of 140 people who don't like banana splits and 396 people total.

In general, 57 percent of people say that purple and violet are not synonymous. But among those who are more likely to wear a V-neck than a rounded-neck sweater, 74 percent say that purple and violet are not synonymous.

Based on a survey of 107 people who are more likely to wear a V-neck than a rounded-neck sweater and 348 people total.

In general, 35 percent of people want their obituary photo to be of "young them," if they live to be old. But among those who don't like the smell of the ocean, 60 percent want their obituary photo to be of "young them," if they live to be old.

Based on a survey of 65 people who don't like the smell of the ocean and 400 people total.

In general, 28 percent of people say they can play the piano. But among those who don't enjoy playing devil's advocate, 47 percent say they can play the piano.

Based on a survey of 110 people who don't enjoy playing devil's advocate and 401 people total.

In general, 34 percent of people drive a compact or subcompact car. But among those who channel-surf during TV commercials, 50 percent drive a compact or subcompact car.

Based on a survey of 140 people who channel-surf during TV commercials and 406 people total.

In general, 46 percent of people draw their circles counterclockwise. But among those who suffer from migraines, 64 percent draw their circles counterclockwise.

Based on a survey of 95 people who suffer from migraines and 425 people total.

In general, 33 percent of people prefer sprinkles on their ice cream cones. But among those who say they're more of a snob about food than music, 50 percent prefer sprinkles on their ice cream cones.

Based on a survey of 138 people who say they're more of a snob about food than music and 406 people total.

In general, 53 percent of people would rather have loud farts than stinky farts. But among those who tend to pack a little in advance when going on a trip, 70 percent would rather have loud farts than stinky farts.

Based on a survey of 134 people who tend to pack a little in advance when going on a trip and 408 people total.

In general, 51 percent of people say they were sheltered as a child. But among those who are both meticulous about small details and critical of those who are not, 64 percent say they were sheltered as a child.

Based on a survey of 168 people who are both meticulous about small details and critical of those who are not and 405 people total.

In general, 16 percent of people think a trampoline park sounds terrifying. But among those who are more likely to abbreviate Thursday as Thu. or Th. than Thurs., 32 percent think a trampoline park sounds terrifying.

Based on a survey of 124 people who are more likely to abbreviate Thursday as Thu. or Th. than Thurs. and 396 people total.

In general, 15 percent of people say they can tie a cherry stem into a knot with their tongue. But among those who say they're loud eaters, 35 percent can tie a cherry stem into a knot with their tongue.

Based on a survey of 75 people who say they are loud eaters and 416 people total.

In general, 29 percent of people would be willing to permanently change their eye color. But among those who like radishes, only 11 percent would be willing to permanently change their eye color.

Based on a survey of 178 people who like radishes and 425 people total.

In general, 40 percent of people would rather have a flamingo than a giraffe as their wisecracking sidekick in an otherwise realistic movie about their life. But among those who don't like ice cream floats, 63 percent would rather have a flamingo.

Based on a survey of 111 people who don't like ice cream floats and 422 people total.

In general, 55 percent of people like Hot Pockets. But among those who say their primary email address contains their first name, only 39 percent like Hot Pockets.

Based on a survey of 118 people who say their primary email address contains their first name and 285 people total.